Me: guess what adrien
Adrien: what
Me: last night i dreamt of some bagels then you were peppa pig
Adrien: *rolls in a veggie garden*
PANTS
LETTUCE
UNICORNS
SN00P D0G
LALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAA
OMG I WENT BACK TO 1970 AND JOHN WAYNE GACY KILLED MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DON'T USE TIME MACHINES YOU BASTARD
ADRIENETTE RUINED MY LIFE IM ADRIENETTE TRASH
. *I GO TO THE CAMPFIRE*
Marinette: so do you fools wanna hear a story
Everyone: nyeaassssh
Marinette: once upon a time, someone ate my nachos. the end
Me: BEST STORY EVER! *jumps in the fire and crouches down*
Me: I'M ON FIIIREEEE LOOK AT ME! FORGET THE WATER! CRANK UP DA HEAT!
Marinette: *turns into ladybug* YA CRANK IT OR SHHHHHH, YA CRANK IT OR SHHHHH
Me: *dies then comes back to life*
Me: *does the nae nae*
Marinette kicks some guy
Some guy: OW
Marinette/Ladybug: MLG MLG SO MLG PEPPA PIGGGYYYYYYYYYYY
. *the roach comes out of nowhere*
Roach: hi watch me turn into a cockroach *eats ocean*
Me: ayayayayayayaya! jebjebjebeeeeeb
Yandere: where the fuck is wikiadude
Wikiadude: *rolls in* i exist and yandere will kill me
Adrien: *kills yandere*
. *kevin and shope appear*
Roach: omg hiiiiiii
Kevin: lolololol *dyes hair potato*
Shope: mY EYES
Me: SHOPEBAE EEEEEH *hug*
Shope: wtf its you ayayayayayayayy!!! *hugs*
Kevin: my hAIR IS NOW POTATO
Shope: ew
Kevin: fite me lets go to beach city
Shope k kk k k k k k kk k k
. *fitefitefite shope win*
Shope: lolol i win now go hook up with jessie
Kevin: ew wtf no
Shope: do it
Kevin: ello u dumb lil shit
Jessie: HURRDURR DREAMS COME TRUE *hug intense*
Kevin: really hoe *kick and sings the song on the right*
Jessie: im scarred forever shjsss
.*pointless family guy filler of peter saying "OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES" for 30 minutes*
.*a wild tyler appears!*
Tyler: l0l roach fite me
Roach: im teddy roachmod
Tyler: ik
Roach: im legally changing my name to daddy
Jessie: kevin pls be my sugar noob
Kevin: noooooo
Shope *kills algebra*
Adrien: daddy
Adrien's dad: wot son
Adrien: daddy chairs exist
Adrien's dad: thats nice now get the hell outta mah face
Adrien: but mum's ded
Adrien's dad: i fite dat bad inflooenze neenoh
Nino: OH SHIT
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